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DEI: A Pyramid Scheme of Nonsense Foam Trucker Hat
A bold statement piece for skeptics, truth-seekers, and anyone who questions the official story. This black foam trucker hat features distressed cream lettering, a striking red pyramid graphic, and the message “DEI: A PYRAMID SCHEME OF NONSENSE.” The high-profile silhouette and curved visor bring classic truck-stop and streetwear energy, while the breathable mesh back keeps things comfortable on road trips, rallies, coffee runs, and everyday wear. Adjustable and built to hold its shape, it adds a sharp edge to conversations about money, power, and modern life.
Product features
- Structured, high-profile five-panel design
- 100% polyester foam front with breathable mesh back
- Pre-curved visor with eight rows of stitching
- Adjustable plastic snap closure; one size fits most
- Thick, durable fabric designed to maintain its shape
Care instructions
- Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard-to-clean spots, use a soft-bristled brush.
| One size | |
|---|---|
| Circumference, in | 24.02 - 25.98 |
| Height, in | 5.98 |
| Width, in | 8.58 |
| Panel height, in | 2.99 |
One size
All caps are made to comfortably match any size head.
100% polyester
Polyester fibers are extremely strong, resistant to most chemicals, stretching and shrinking
Thick and heavier fabric
Feels substantial and delivers pristine looks for a long time
Structured
The hat has a five-panel structure, an eyelet on each panel, and a pre-curved visor with eight rows of stitches.
Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush..
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