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DEI A Pyramid Scheme of Nonsense Cotton Canvas Tote Bag
A sturdy black cotton canvas tote featuring the bold “DET: A Pyramid Scheme of Nonsense” design—a playful nod to fans of mind-bending puzzles, strange theories, and delightfully absurd humor. The graphic brings retro mystery and tongue-in-cheek energy to everyday errands, library runs, conventions, or casual city wandering. Made for adults who enjoy carrying their curiosities out in the open, it adds a little cryptic fun to the daily routine while holding the essentials in a durable, dependable bag.
Product features
- Made from 100% heavy cotton canvas at 12 oz/yd² (406.9 g/m²)
- Self-fabric carrying handles with reinforced stitching
- Flat-corner construction with no extra interior space
- Sewn-in label and adult-use design
- Available in natural and black color options
Care instructions
- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
- Spot clean
- Do not bleach
- Line dry
| 15" x 16" | |
|---|---|
| Width, in | 15.00 |
| Length, in | 16.00 |
| Handle length, in | 20.00 |
100% Cotton canvas
Made from spun fibers that make a very strong and durable fabric
Flat corners
The front and back sides are sewn together without any extra space inside
Carrying handles
The tote bag has self-fabric handles with reinforced stitching
Country of origin
Blank product sourced from India
Age restrictions
For adults
Spot clean; Do not bleach; Line dry; Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron..
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