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Keep Calm and Blame the Donkey Funny Political Humor Cotton Canvas Tote Bag
This durable cotton canvas tote carries a playful, vintage-inspired design that adds character to everyday errands. The illustration—a smiling donkey framed by patriotic stars and warm, retro typography—brings a lighthearted, whimsical energy to groceries, books, or market finds. The heavy 12 oz canvas holds its shape and stands up to daily use, while reinforced self-fabric handles make it comfortable to sling over your shoulder. Available in natural or black, the understated colors let the graphic pop without shouting. It’s the kind of bag that starts conversations and keeps essentials secure, whether you’re heading to a farmers’ market, a casual meet-up, or running city errands.
Product features
- 100% heavy cotton canvas (12 oz/yd²) for strength and structure
- Flat-corner construction for a slim, streamlined profile
- Reinforced self-fabric handles for comfortable carrying
- Sewn-in label; blank product sourced from India
- Available in natural and black colorways
Care instructions
- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
- Spot clean
- Do not bleach
- Line dry
| 15" x 16" | |
|---|---|
| Width, in | 15.00 |
| Length, in | 16.00 |
| Handle length, in | 20.00 |
100% Cotton canvas
Made from spun fibers that make a very strong and durable fabric
Flat corners
The front and back sides are sewn together without any extra space inside
Carrying handles
The tote bag has self-fabric handles with reinforced stitching
Country of origin
Blank product sourced from India
Age restrictions
For adults
Spot clean; Do not bleach; Line dry; Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron..
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