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Keep Calm and Blame the Donkey Trucker Hat
This foam trucker hat brings a playful attitude to everyday wear. A structured five-panel crown with a seamless foam front frames a cheeky embroidered patch-style graphic: a wide-eyed donkey alongside the bold, vintage-inspired words “Keep Calm and Blame the Donkey.” The high-profile silhouette and pre-curved visor give it that classic trucker presence, while the mesh back keeps you cool during long days on the road or out running errands. It snaps to fit, feels substantial thanks to laminated high-density foam and thicker polyester fabric, and wears in with character—great for lighthearted outings, casual meetups, or adding a tongue-in-cheek twist to your farm-fresh or roadside aesthetic.
Product features
- Structured five-panel, high-profile crown with seamless foam front
- Thicker, laminated polyester fabric for durable, substantial feel
- Mesh back with adjustable plastic snap for breathable one-size fit
- Pre-curved visor with eight rows of stitching and matching fabric undervisor
- Matching braid and sweatband; eyelets on each panel for ventilation
Care instructions
- Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard-to-clean spots, use a soft-bristled brush.
| One size | |
|---|---|
| Circumference, in | 24.02 - 25.98 |
| Height, in | 5.98 |
| Width, in | 8.58 |
| Panel height, in | 2.99 |
One size
All caps are made to comfortably match any size head.
100% polyester
Polyester fibers are extremely strong, resistant to most chemicals, stretching and shrinking
Thick and heavier fabric
Feels substantial and delivers pristine looks for a long time
Structured
The hat has a five-panel structure, an eyelet on each panel, and a pre-curved visor with eight rows of stitches.
Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush..
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